Mr. Waters goes to Washington

Advice for Obama: (Wilshire and Washington)

I know gay rights are a tough thing and I understand politics. You can only fight the battles that you know you're gonna win. So gay marriage, for some reason, makes middle America go crazy. I'm trying to figure out why. So I've been studying the sanctity of heterosexual marriage which is hard to figure out when Britney Spears can meet somebody in one night, get married an hour later and get it annulled the next morning. But I'll make a deal with you. I won't fight for gay marriage if you do one thing. The day you become President you make heterosexual divorce illegal. Fair enough?